rolf!

Slander! unenlagia had better clear their internet cache before shannieshan comes home. kittyfish smokes “special cigarettes” right behind magikmarc‘s back! kittyfish is secretly married to a horse! tastysteve became turned on by the Power Rangers movie… shannieshan is gonna pop a cap in chef_adam‘s head, yo. chef_adam keeps a hamster for nefarious purposes! Enter your username to dish the dirt on your friends!

And just so we can prove how random it all is:

Slander! spicy_mustard has a secret fixation with butter! unenlagia became turned on by the Power Rangers movie… unenlagia runs a secret pornography ring. magikmarc and tastysteve are regular models. spicy_mustard has no TV licence! shannieshan and adamsphilosophy run a bordello in Soho. jellyrose and mydadhasmoney are blackmailing them. chef_adam and unenlagia used to live together but unenlagia moved out when they saw chef_adam making out with jellyrose! Enter your username to dish the dirt on your friends!

Work was a bitch today.  At least no one came after 4:00.