Well, now is the time for me to develop divine influence

After all of tonight’s games, the Cubs find themselves trailing both the Astros and Giants by two games.  Now, for all you non-baseball fans out there, that means for the Cubs to have any chance at a postseason, they’ll have to run the table as well as hope beyond all hope BOTH the Dodgers and Rockies run the table.  Then the Cubs would have to win a three-way tiebreaker.  I’ll also state the obvious fact that the probability of all of this happening is very, very close to zero.

Personally, I think the Cubs will end up offering all their fans jade-encrusted hearts!  So I’ll be able to get one after all!  And to think only wanted to offer hearts made of ice and tin.  Pfft. |p

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