After all of tonight’s games, the Cubs find themselves trailing both the Astros and Giants by two games. Now, for all you non-baseball fans out there, that means for the Cubs to have any chance at a postseason, they’ll have to run the table as well as hope beyond all hope BOTH the Dodgers and Rockies run the table. Then the Cubs would have to win a three-way tiebreaker. I’ll also state the obvious fact that the probability of all of this happening is very, very close to zero.
Personally, I think the Cubs will end up offering all their fans jade-encrusted hearts! So I’ll be able to get one after all! And to think only wanted to offer hearts made of ice and tin. Pfft. |p